OH No Unicorn Angry MAFAKAZ: part 2
By: Alison Christie

    Okay, so the was this unicorn, Melvin, and he was so cool that no one could understand how cool he was. Everyday he liked to sit in his race car just to sit and soak up his awsomeness. Cause he was that cool. One day, There was this girl. We call her Katie. Melvin fell in like with her, cause he thought that true gangsters are in like, not love…. Yet.
  He followed her everywhere, hid behind every bush, tree, and tim horton’s cup he saw. One day he pretended to be a bench, till everyone in Acitown sat on it, cause they never saw one before.
  A few days later Melvin just walked up to Katie, stared at her and walked away, Katie was like “Holy Fuck! Did you see dat unicornz?!?!”
  An hour later Melvin was sad . He sat in his race car to try and get more awesome. He sat in his convertible race car and looked around. “Oh no’z! I left da keys outside on dat Rockz!” Melvin panicked “Oh No’z” he said. He jumped around not knowing hoe to get his keys. He started yelling “Help I can’t breathe!”
  Suddenly Katie pops out of nowhere “Hey dat unicorn’z in troubl’z” Super Katie passed him his keys, after she opened the unlocked door on the convertible with it’s windows down.
  “Oh my god’s you saved me!” He yells
  “Suck me Sally” She says back.
  So they gets married and has lots of Katiecorn babies that breathe fire, acid, and bubbles cause together it’s that more awesome!